This week's Limerick-Off (hosted at MadKane's) prompt is "ink" , and I've presented her with a few tidbits of silliness. Join in the fun, if you are so inclined, or just GO enjoy the limericks!
Her first example was one with the first line ending in "red ink", and inspired this monstrosity:
A woman flowing red inkFound a vampire to lap at her pink
With coochie quite hoochie
He gave her French'd smoochie
Bloodied Mary his most favorite drink
A fellow who fell in red ink
Was wracking his brain just to think
He begged me, "Prey tell!"
"What can I sell?"
"Still keeping my sink...and my shrink!"
A fellow tattooed in black ink
Was lacking in color, I think
Proving my blunder
He shows his down under
As rainbows burst from his stink
AND...for some shits & giggles:
Be blessed and happy, your man limp and sappy, for no one is loved feeling crappy--