Two weeks ago, our president laid a bit of a stink egg during the presidential debates, but our very own Grinsmudgeon-in-Chief, was in rarefied form. Quickly taking the rooster by its cock'ling crown as he 'kued us a tale of painful addiction and the horrible guilt that goes hand in hand with submitting to its wanton call of pleasure. With mantle firmly within the grasp of his nimbly familiar fingers, he decried the word "COOL" as our upcoming theme.
To his, and my, dismay, turnout has been less than stellar, and appears that Haiku Monday may go way of the dodo bird, i.e. "bye-bye". Though there is still time for entrants, like everything in life, it may be time to evolve and change up what my blog as been for the last year plus. Mean time...here's a couple haiku for the curlies tickling at my ditch pucker'n for one last kiss from my sweet lipped Curmudgeon.
#1
I'm the witches tit
All the world revolves around
Coolest when I'm HOT!
#2
Cool is what cool does
Pushing down to stay on top
Never reaching out
Not good-bye, nor the end...but posts they may be changing. Further proof being my first ever guest hosting...see Lizard Happy (Monday night Australia time) for my intro, a Rafaism or two &, of course, some shits & giggles.
Be blessed with happy & SMILE--
Rafa
YOU
ReplyDeleteCANNOT
LEAVE!!!!!
I've barely scratched the surface!
Honestly Rafa, your words are always amazing, as are your pictures ... and this week is no different.
Being the witchy bitch that I am, I ADORE #1.
Besides, I always say that it's colder than a witch's tit! lol
Please stay around .....
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo,
Blazn
@Blazng:
ReplyDeleteDon't go git'n your panties in a wad...I'm not going anywhere. I simply have to agree with Grins that turnout has been dying out for awhile now, and perhaps it's run its course. From the sounds of his last comment, not even sure if he's gonna name a WINNER...
So...what's a silly boy with a penchant for poetry gonna do? Guess I'll just have to start coming up with ideas on my own. (oye, my brain is already start'n to talk shit about having a headache and would I please use my other head for all this spewing).
You're awesome, and regardless if haikuing is still going on, I'll be here furiously mastering my own debate and hoping others pop in to join in the FUN!!
SMILE, Darl'n, SMILE--
Rafa
Mastering my own debate??????!!!!
DeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You slippery lil' silver tongued wordsmith!
Panties in a wad? PuhLEASE! Who wears PANTIES???????
GAH!
I do have to admit that Haiku Monday is going by way of the DoDo Bird. :(
Very sad.
So many amazing and talented people ... some of whom I am just learning about, and now?
*sigh*
Sad .....
Anywhoodle, I AM smiling! =)
Always! =) =) =)
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
@Blaz'ng:
DeleteUhmmm...? I've been known to wear a pantie a time or two... but usually only when I'm completely self absorbed in some serious self debate; as mentioned above. Otherwise its a jock and some sweats as I howl the moon and toot some sweet.
My guess is many of them will still be around, blogging is kinda like the ocean, it sorta ebbs and flows with the tide as it sings its sultry tune.
Bless you, darl'n--
Rafa
I feel that Haiku Monday is having a renaissance...so get your curlies back into the game, mon cher.
DeleteMy place this week; theme is "bloom". xxoo Fleur
http://fleurspearls.blogspot.com/2013/03/haiku-monday-311-bloom.html
I popped in from Mynx's blog where you wrote and awesome guess post............so had to come on over and see what you have to offer and well what can I say other then you rock..............
ReplyDeleteJo-Anne--
DeleteWell slip my tongue in a basket of bollocks, and bask myself in pleasure...(sorry, might as well know now; I'm a might naughty) Welcome, I always love a new visitor, 'specially when they come bearing compliments!! YAY!!
Be blessed with happy & SMILE--
Rafa
I did very much enjoy taking your guest blogging virginity my darling Rafa. I do adore you so and now my blogging friends do also.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for coming to play on my blog and perhaps we might just have to do it again sometime
Big Hugs
Mynx xx
Rafa,
ReplyDeleteI agree with Blaze, who wears panties? But that's another story of it's own. Anywho, I love #2, and the last visual....sigh, lets just say I hope no one reaches for me in the dark or I'll be wishing I had aforementioned panties to piss in!
Great job as always! I look forward to the future musings of your mind. It's always a grand adventure!!
Kisses
CoreyJo
p.s. being the last to post, again, I noticed a few competitors came out of hiding this week.
p.s.s. Loved watching you lose your guest host blogging virginity... it was HOT!!! *giggles*
I'm not sure I'd want to see you strutting your stuff in panties... what's next? Stilettos?
ReplyDeleteAnd why not dye your sweet curls platimun blonde. That oughta go well with that shiny mediterranean skin tone of yours, eh?
You're cool or you'r nuts!
:P
Hugs
Jon
@Mynx:
ReplyDeleteAs I said to one of your peeps in a comment, firsts are super important in life, and though, perhaps, not as fulfilling as other "takings", yours was done quite painlessly in comparison. You're quite the endearing soul, and am now looking forward to future guestings (assuming you and yours can withstand another onslaught...perhaps we should give 'em a breather before we unfurl the curlies again).
@CoreyJo:
As I mentioned to Blazng, I definitely prefer the comfy pouch of a jock to gently cup my balls and provide enough comfort room for my maleness, but, with wild hair tickling at my crackenheimer, there is something naughtily erotic about some sheer panties that can add a bit of frivolity to spice up a much welcomed homecoming for a much missed mister; tired from his travels. Being a chameleon of sorts, I'm the sort of man that can pull it off with just the right amount of piss and vinegar pushing at the confines of a woefully insufficient waistband. Lithe muscles don't lie, darl'n...I'm ALL MAN!
@Jon:
I hate having to differ with you, my hugly polar bear, but I do believe you would very much like to see me strut'n about in some panties with my confines burst'n at the seams...so much so, you may just blow a gasket and have to wait out some refraction time before the REAL festivities can begin. As far as the stilettos go, though, can't find any in a men's 12.5, let alone a single pair that doesn't bind at my big toe! Plus, wobbling about on heels would hardly be sexy...I don't know how these gals do it. PLUS, a dirty old pair of tennis shoes matched with some frillies is kinda HOT!!!
I like to consider myself chillingly insane, with a dab of Tabasco spouting from my loins!!
LOVE YOU GUYS; SMILE--
Rafa
I think that teal piece with the magenta and pink swirls is the best you've done. It looks like a design that should go on a silk dress. You are in deed the witches tit.
ReplyDeleteGrins:
ReplyDeleteTHANKS! It's actually a scribbling that went kinda wrong, and was almost scratched. I colored it up, though, and thought it turned out nice. I don't know if the ladies are gonna want a print of a cowering soul being pushed down and buried mucking up their frilly dress...perhaps better suited for the backside of some men's silken boxer shorts.
As far as me being a bountifully bosom'd witch, IDK, I think I'm actually more the prick's tit, with my pearly dew being the nipple of man's desire. (YUMMY!)
Pucker up and GRIN, my sweet lipped Curmudgeon--
Rafa=D